🦑 soft 🦝🐶 Guardian of Secrets 💀 I will destroy your concept of time
“haha i’m in danger”
“Gonna hit me with that bat? Better make it count. Better make it hurt. Better kill me in one shot.”
Zelda is the only thing distracting Link from his natural urge to commit violence, arson, and Korok-rights violations. Please do not separate or face severe and devastating consequences.
https://twitter.com/callimara/status/1663210080073035783?t=3xsC6dhBvHrfS625qu90Hg&s=19
Zelda is Link’s impulse control, without her the urge to commit war crimes increases 10 fold
On the flip side, Link keeps Zelda from her self destructive tendencies.
Link's not here? Time to spend 100 years as a being of light, in a castle, fighting Ganon.
Link's not here? Time to E A T R O C K
the traveling trinkets wagon is in town :) pick your purchase.
a small glass jar full of dried rose petals
incense cones and a small stone bowl to burn them in
an oracle deck wrapped in a scarf, no box to be found
a silver candlestick holder with one black candle resting in it
a star shaped woven basket of rocks
a chunk of quartz a little larger than the size of a human heart
a piece of driftwood that looks like an eye
a red paisley curtain with a few odd stains
a smooth, polished ball of amethyst
a jar full of what looks to be fortune cookie slips of paper
there is no guarantee the trinkets are not cursed. choose at your own risk. reblog to keep the trinket shop traveling.
Teaching 5-year-olds about animal classification, fingernails dug into my palms, jaw clenched, just barely holding back telling them about how fish are fake fish are fake fish are fake
Fish are just as real as you and me. Because they are you and me. We are them. They is we are am them. Blorp.
It's fucking killing me that you are a herpetologist, a person who has written papers and named species, and you are talking about how silly the hot takes and shit posts in the taxonomy tag on Tumblr are. You are my new role model I hope you know. I aspire to have your energy one day.
Hot takes with science sauce is my whole vibe, friends
